Hanna-Piritan Sarjisblogi

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I’ll make a comic of you in my blog. – No you don’t

Give me a smoke.
Give me a beer. – Okay, these things happen.
What had happened to him? He was suddenly sober?

Hi I’ll come talk to you, are you working here?
I have my own business, I sell drugs.
It was nice talking, I’ll go work now.

I like Sherlock, I’ll go to a Sherlock-meet up.
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I’m not a real fan because I don’t understand anything they’re talking.

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(Sorry this strip has a pun that only works in finnish.)
When I’m making my web page, the meny bar won’t stay in the middle of the page.
You’r web page might have…
…concentration disorder.

H-P come and hear what you got for your english assignments.
5, 5, 5, 5-, full points in everything.
Thank you pope! – No actually thank you Raakel, she helped me.

This strip is a thank you for Raakel who made sure my assignments were correct every time.
Without RAakel I wouldn’t have gotten full points in english.
Raakel is a master.

Is that supposed to be men’s or women’s bathroom?
Who cares.
It looks like it was men’s.

Bund is always fucking with everyone. – Yeah he is.
It’s so stupid, when a man is fucking with many women, he’s a cool player.
But when a woman is fucking with many women, she’s a lesbian.

Tämän vikan läpän muuten luin tumblrista, tässä linkki tuohon vitsiin tumpussa: LINKKI
Based on a joke in tumblr, link abowe.

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We’re going to Sweden.
TO SWEDEN! TO SWEDEN!
TOOOOO SWEEEDEENNNNNN!!!
To Sweden.

I speak swedish. – Vastaan englanniksi
Swedish swedish. – Englantia
God damn isn’t my swedish good enough for them?

HAHA! Tanja spilled coffee.
Red wine on my jacket.

Ps. Sain pestyä punaviinin pois kotona. Ei hätää.

Comic store!
Manga in swedish.
Another comic store!
Donald Duck in swedish.
Why?

Oikeesti siis olisin halunnu ostaa ruotsalaisten tekemiä ruotsalaisia sarjakuvia… Jos joku tietää missä sellasia myydään ruotsissa, kertokaa mulle!

That’s a pretty painting, let’s go see it.
I made it myself. – With what? – With a thin brush.
Okay well we’ll maybe ccome back. Bye.
Jesus he was lying. That was a printed piece with marker scribbles on top.

Program: French week, french cancac, music, old people dance, DJ
So beautiful I want to cry!

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I’m waiting for my russian internet friend. – Hmm, what did she say, she had a black coat and a hat.
How am I supposed to tell her apart from all the finns?

Hello I’m Sasa.
Do you want some booze?
What a russian stereotype, she’s even got booze with her.

Tässä maalauksessa on Imatrankoski.
I was forced to move away from Imatrankoski as a child.
It’s the russian’s fault, they’re horrible! They made us move! Blah blah!

Street dance! I’m so excited!

White shirt wasn’t the best idea when dancing in public spaces.

Toi dance crew oli sellanen ku Street Kings, niistä voi tykätä Facebookissa helposti täältä: LINKKI

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You don’t cut cheese like that! – Yes you do!
Yest you do! Believe me!
You just shook me so hard blood squirted from my vagina.
Menstruating. <3

If I have secrets…
I tell them to Suspu.
They wont tell them to anyone.
Because they don’t have any friends to tell. – I have internet!

What is this trend in facebook?
All my cousins have pictures of tractors as profile pictures?
Oh, but they still live in the countryside… – Real hillbillies.

Movie theatre. – I’m already scared.
Eek! EEEEEEKKK!!!
I’m glad you screamed louder than me, so no-one knows I screamed too.

It was such a scary movie that I’ll go to an art exhibition to relax. – Ok, bye.
Now I fell sick….

What is that, a smoke alarm?
Oh yeah, it’s not winter anymore, spring is coming, it was a bird singing.

Näyttely jossa kävin oli Marjatta Tapiolan näyttely Helsingin taidemuseossa Tennispalatsissa.

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Buy this Gaijin-magazine.
Hugo tell why it’s a good buy.
Well… It’s yellow…

Going to easter church.
Bars in church door.
Well I’ve heard stories that you need these in Koivukylä.

Burning beeswaxcandles. – And he died for us.
Beeswaxcandles are made of beexwax.
Allergic reaction!

In train. – What a group of teen girls.
Ginga! – There was blood coming from the dog’s mouth! – Yeah I saw that too!
these teens are talking about anime!

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I’m going to social wellfare centre tomorrow.
When I was there someone stole my phone once!
What could happen, it’s in Korso!

Okay so what do you want?
Crash!
Well well, someone broke the glass of the door.
I’ll let you out from the back door, it should be safe.

Chembio faire. – Firm – Corporation – Business
Take candy. – Well maybe one…
Yum yum!

Yeah I’m really interested, what was this again?
Yeah I think so too, HEY are these free pens?
What a good loot. – 1 lipbalm, x amount of candy, 1 badge, 1 can of cola, 1 bag of m&m’s, 1 bag, 17 pens, 1 stresstoy, 3 screen cleaning rags, 2 tincans of breathmints.

I’m admiring my new pens. – Oh!
This is the most beautiful!
Why does Neste Oil have the most pretty pen when the firm is so unethical and they use palm oil in their bio diesel and by that they destroy food farming and rainforests! Unfair!

Jos haluutte lukea juttua Neste Oilista, lukekaa vaikkapa tämä juttu.

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Beautiful women in sauna.
I have this kind of leg hair. – Wow I have this.

We’re watching Robin movie.
I’m scateboarding with his big sister. – Who’se big sister is that and how old is she?
That’s true! Maybe it means I have a chanse too even though I’m this old!

Body worlds exhibition in Heureka. – I see.
Well well.
WOW!
Peeled penis!

We come all the way to see this wonderful exhibition about humanity and all you’re interested in is a penis. – Yeah!
Ofcourse I’m interested in a penis! I have never had one! It’s such a weird and peculiar thing!
Think about it, there it hangs away from the rest of the body. Why is it not on the way when walking? Why doesn’t it get caught somewhere and drop!? Wonderful penis! Man is an amazing creature!

This is a good song.
It’s not Linkin Park. – I know other music too!

Vikan stripin on piirtänyt Suspu.

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In ballet again. – Granny, me, granny
Good morning, here’s our program today. <3
Push
Very good morning <3

These dancers are here topless boobs showing!

What a scary looking person.
I wonder if he has some kind of a rotweiler there.
Kitty kitty – Meow.

I have these woudns that are not healing and I have neuralgia!
I only need to make sure if my face is not paralyzed or my speech is not mumbling?
I’m sorry I didn’t understand what you said because your speech is mumbling. – Teehee.

Yada yada blah blah what do you think Hugo? – well I don’t know, let’s not talk about this in a supermarket.
I can talk what I want in a supermarket!
I can even say… – pussy

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Tämä oli tällainen hieman vakavampi merkintä kaikkien niiden huumoristrippien seassa, mutta halusin puhua tästä asiasta hieman että ihmiset ei oleta että oon jotenki ihan kummallinen ja että mulle ei uskalla puhua mitää ku saatan masentua. Kohdelkaa siis ihmeessä mua ihan niinku ketä tahansa muutaki!

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